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Steps to Insanity
1. Attempt to renew subscription online. Enter Customer ID# and delivery ZIP-code.
2. Receive error notice that subscription cannot be renewed online at this time, but must be renewed by calling Customer Service at 1-800-bla-blah.
3. Call Customer Service at 1-800-bla-blah.
4. Listen to recorded instructions.
5. Press correct number for renewing subscription.
6. Wait.
7. Listen to syrupy greeting of live support person.
8. Explain situation to live support person. Supply Customer ID# and delivery ZIP-code.
9. Wait.
10. Listen to live support person say, “I’m sorry, but your subscription cannot be renewed online at this time. Please contact Customer Service at 1-800-bla-blah.”
11. Say, “Um, yes, that would be why I called. Is that not the number I just called?”
12. Listen to live support person say, “Well, yes it is.”
13. Ask, “Is this not Customer Service?”
14. Listen to live support person say, “Well, no. This is the Order Help Line. You’ll have to call Customer Service on Monday.”
15. Ask, “At 1-800-bla-blah?”
16. Listen to live support person say, “Yes, that’s correct! Have a great day!”